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How to do virtual visits

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These are easier than you think.
a) A phone number - cell phones are best of all, because they have an awesome camera
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b) An email - so I can send you an invite for a Zoom appointment.  Relax....Zoom appointments are easy!   I use Zoom for Healthcare, which has much better security than regular Zoom.

​And we can look after all the technical details.  

Either way ...
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The more information I have about you, the better the result is likely to be.  And the less likely I am to accidentally kill you....    So, fill out the information under  "New Patient Form".   
Or, we can email you a fillable form as a Word document. 
Or, we can fax you the same form, and you can fax or email it back
Or, you could skip all this and just take your chances....
Once your information has been submitted, the office will contact you to arrange an appointment time.


The secret question you don't want to ask...

Yeah, you know what it is.  This is the question that you secretly are saving for the last few seconds of the visit.  Usually preceded by "Oh, and just one other thing....."

Your results are going to be exponentially better if you mention this at the very beginning of the visit, rather than at the very end!


How to Zoom

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Zoom is a program that allows video conferencing. Plus - with a little luck - we can share documents and pictures online.  So I can show you pictures of your X-rays or lab results, and you can show me your rash.
You don't need the program ahead of time, but if you want to download it ahead of time it is quick and easy to get from  
https://zoom.us/download

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To have a Zoom virtual visit we just email you an invitation to join a meeting in progress.  All you have to do is click on the hotlink that is emailed to you, and you will get admitted to the "virtual waiting room".   Then, when it is your turn, the visit will automatically start.  And if there are any glitches we can always use phones as a backup.
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Summary of the procedure

1) Fill out the New Patient Form.  Once we receive it, the office will schedule a visit
2) When it is time for the visit, you will either get a phone call, or an email with a hot link to click on
​3) That is it!


Just like for regular visits, it is best you have all your questions figured out ahead of time, have all your medications ready, etc.
​Dr. Patrick  Nesbitt, Vancouver, Canada ....www.drpat.ca ........ drpat@live.ca