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  • Why your pancreas is amazing
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    • How to tell if you have low T
    • Testosterone for Geezers
    • Testosterone for twits
    • Trump Teeny T hands
    • T questions & answers
  • For Men Only
    • Touch me !
    • Deadpool talks balls
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    • Napoleon's Penis
    • Vasectomy
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      • Cognitive Therapy
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      • Depression, Exercise, and the Internet
      • Stress
  • Prostate watching increases mets but not death
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      • Prostate Ca Overview
      • If I were Tom
      • Prostate Ca Overview
      • Prostate Ca Overdiagnosis
      • Prostate Ca treatment works
      • PSA Testing
      • Prostates 101
      • Prostate Cancer
      • Prostate biopsy
      • PSA Staging
      • Balding and PSA
      • Finasteride cuts Prostate Cancer Risk
    • If you are male and fifty ....
      • Balding
      • Top Ten Men's Health Risks
      • Best bang for your buck
      • Premature ejaculation
      • Erectile Dysfunction
      • Erectile Dysfunction Slideshow
      • Ken & Barbie
      • The "Slut" Gene
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  • A Tale of Two Goats
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  • Obstructive Sleep Apnea
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    • Mask Crazyness
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  • To Statin or not to Statin
    • Cardiac risk stratification
    • Coronary Artery Calcium
    • Non Fasting Cholesterol Testing
  • Acupuncture
  • Sex before hockey ?
  • Amazing ASA
  • Strep Throat,Mozart &Darwin
  • Columbus & Syphilis
  • Diabetes / Pissing Evil
    • Treatment of Prediabetes
    • Sugar bad for your seahorse
    • Diabetic Eating
    • Type 2 Diabetes Slideshow
    • Diabetic Neuropathy
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  • Internet Addiction
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  • Sunburned Vikings
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    • Clear fluids diet
    • Healthy Cholesterol Eating
    • Tumeric
    • Evil Grapeffruit
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    • Patellofemorol Syndrome
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    • Nocturnal Calf Cramps
    • Organic Steroids
    • Poppy Medicine
    • Scoping knees
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    • e-medicine
    • Cosmetic surgery
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    • Hypnosis for Weight Loss
    • Questions and Answers About Hypnosis
    • Talking to the Almond - Hypnosis
    • Hypnosis and Pain Reduction
    • Hypnosis & Healing
    • Hypnosis to Stop Smoking
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    • Wart Virus Vaccine
    • Stopping Smoking
    • Cell-phone brain
    • The "Checkup"
    • Cancer prevents Altzheimer's
    • Avoiding Old Age
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    • Video game sleeps
    • Causes of fatigue slideshow
    • Sleep Disorders Sideshow
    • Sleep Apnea
  • Secrets of Fire and Ice
  • Mind-Body Links
  • Breast Boats
    • Thermography extinguished
  • Secrets of the Placebo Effect
  • Germs Triumphant
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  • Puberty
  • The hearts electrical system
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  • Old Fart Fitness
  • Guidelines vs. Reality
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  • Homocysteine
  • Therapeutic needling
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My all-time favorite sexual complaint

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I came to the office one sweltering summers day to find Jabba the Hutt perspiring profusely in the waiting room, waiting to see me as a new patient.     
And not bothering to use one of my color-coordinated designer chairs.  Enormous buttocks were planted firmly on my deep pile  carpet.   (I was comforted by the thought that there was a concrete slab immediately beneath.)  

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Back then I was in my early "deluxe" phase, and had an office that I hoped would some day make it into Architecture Digest. 

Limited edition prints on the walls, piped-in satellite music, a kids area built like a pirate ship... 

And deliriously  comfy chairs, each of which cost me more than my first vehicle.  But her Huttness plunked her butt unabashedly in the middle of the waiting room floor.  Glaring in all directions,  and clutching her voluminous medical file.

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She had been to 11 previous physicians, and according to her every single one of them had been sexually inappropriate with her in some way.   I found this curious, because I knew about half of them.  And none of them were nearly interesting enough for such shenanigans.

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​I was exactly the wrong sort of doctor for her.  I was young,  single, had an Irish sense of humor, and was somewhat disinhibited. 
​Such as - because of an August heat wave - I had taken to wearing khaki shorts and a golf shirt to the office each day.

But I got curious...

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Against my better judgement, I decided to flip through her old files.  And the woman genuinely  had problems.   Perhaps not exactly the ones she thought she had, but she definitely needed some help... 
​I ordered a whack of tests, tried a few treatments, and then decided it was time to send her to a specialist.  I sent her to the most OCD physician I had ever met.  (He once sent me a 27 page consult on a patient with tennis elbow.)   Plus he had the addition benefits of being in a permanent body cast, and his receptionist was his wife.

We fixed her!!!

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With the combined ministrations of "Dr. Body-Cast" and myself, Jabba soon lumbered off into the void feeling significantly improved.   And I thought that was the end of it.  Until the letter came....
It was from the College of Physicians and Surgeons of B.C.

"The Letter"

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The letter described how Dr. Body-Cast and I had helped her significantly. 
And - unlike her previous 11 physicians - neither one of us had taken sexual advantage of her.   But she mentioned that I wore khaki shorts in the office, and occasionally my penis hung down below the cuffs.  And while she didn't actually mind that herself, she thought the College should mention it to me.  Because some folks might consider it unprofessional!

I posted that letter on the bulletin board in our coffee room for months.  Until the receptionists got annoyed, and hid it on me! 

​Dr. Pat  Nesbitt, Vancouver, Canada ..... drpat@live.ca
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      • Depression in men is different
      • Depression & Exercise
      • Cognitive Therapy
      • St. Johns Wort for Depression
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  • Prostate watching increases mets but not death
    • Prostate Puzzles
      • Prostate Ca Overview
      • If I were Tom
      • Prostate Ca Overview
      • Prostate Ca Overdiagnosis
      • Prostate Ca treatment works
      • PSA Testing
      • Prostates 101
      • Prostate Cancer
      • Prostate biopsy
      • PSA Staging
      • Balding and PSA
      • Finasteride cuts Prostate Cancer Risk
    • If you are male and fifty ....
      • Balding
      • Top Ten Men's Health Risks
      • Best bang for your buck
      • Premature ejaculation
      • Erectile Dysfunction
      • Erectile Dysfunction Slideshow
      • Ken & Barbie
      • The "Slut" Gene
  • A Tale of Two Speeches
  • A Tale of Two Goats
  • Benefits of alcohol
  • Obstructive Sleep Apnea
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    • Mask Crazyness
    • Covid Phone App
    • Sex and glory holes
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    • Cardiac risk stratification
    • Coronary Artery Calcium
    • Non Fasting Cholesterol Testing
  • Acupuncture
  • Sex before hockey ?
  • Amazing ASA
  • Strep Throat,Mozart &Darwin
  • Columbus & Syphilis
  • Diabetes / Pissing Evil
    • Treatment of Prediabetes
    • Sugar bad for your seahorse
    • Diabetic Eating
    • Type 2 Diabetes Slideshow
    • Diabetic Neuropathy
  • Love and Armpits
  • Internet Addiction
  • Flu Vaccines
  • Sunburned Vikings
  • Vaccines & Cows
  • Coffee and stupidity
  • How Low is Low Enough ?
  • The SkepDoc
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    • Autism
    • Tourette's
    • Prevent Alzheimer's
    • Exercise boosts old brains
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    • Weight loss - truths and myths
    • Fat Facts
    • Food Allergies
    • Vitamins - Men
    • Heart & chocolate
    • Vitamins - Women
    • Chocolate for Heart Failure
    • Brain & chocolate
    • Chocolate
    • Fruity Heart Health
    • Clear fluids diet
    • Healthy Cholesterol Eating
    • Tumeric
    • Evil Grapeffruit
    • Orphan Vitamin
    • Calcium hates men
  • SEXY STUFF
    • Contraception
    • Sexy Infections
    • Infidelity #2
    • Penis practices
    • Senior Sex ?
    • Sex Drive Killers
    • How Men Love
  • ACHEY STUFF
    • Osteoarthritis 2012
    • Achey Stuff
    • ITB Stretches
    • Patellofemorol Syndrome
    • Rotator Cuff Stuff
    • Shoulder exercises
    • Nocturnal Calf Cramps
    • Organic Steroids
    • Poppy Medicine
    • Scoping knees
  • QUIRKY STUFF
    • Jargon for Dummies
    • e-medicine
    • Cosmetic surgery
    • Medical Privacy
    • Halloween medicine
    • Healthy Honey
  • HYPNOSIS STUFF
    • What is Hypnosis ?
    • Hypnosis for Weight Loss
    • Questions and Answers About Hypnosis
    • Talking to the Almond - Hypnosis
    • Hypnosis and Pain Reduction
    • Hypnosis & Healing
    • Hypnosis to Stop Smoking
  • PREVENTION STUFF
    • Flu Shots
    • Wart Virus Vaccine
    • Stopping Smoking
    • Cell-phone brain
    • The "Checkup"
    • Cancer prevents Altzheimer's
    • Avoiding Old Age
  • Sleep
    • Video game sleeps
    • Causes of fatigue slideshow
    • Sleep Disorders Sideshow
    • Sleep Apnea
  • Secrets of Fire and Ice
  • Mind-Body Links
  • Breast Boats
    • Thermography extinguished
  • Secrets of the Placebo Effect
  • Germs Triumphant
  • FEVER STUFF
  • Puberty
  • The hearts electrical system
  • Exercise for your mind
  • Old Fart Fitness
  • Guidelines vs. Reality
  • Canada Ranks Last
  • Cannibis
  • Depression & Anxiety
  • Good videos
  • Kidney stones
  • Flu shots
  • Physical Debate
  • Chronic Pain
  • Porn
  • Whiplashes & Car Crashes
  • Medical Marijuana
  • Physician Assisted Death
  • Alcoholism
  • Light for Prostate
  • Homocysteine
  • Therapeutic needling
  • Trigger Point Injections
    • Trigger point injections
  • Chiropractic
  • Quack stuff
  • Atrial Fibrillation
  • Tired all the time
  • Antibiotic apocalypse
  • Malaria
  • Lung testing
  • Expired Drugs
  • Acupuncture
  • Science of depression
  • TMJ
  • Back Pain
  • Smoking California
  • My favorite sexual complaint
  • Covid 19 - Vaccination vs Natural Immunity
  • Links
    • BriansBoardDelay
    • 38 Psych assessments
  • Book Info
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