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Small hands ?    There is no problem....bad people, totally fake news ....

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Our neighbours to the south have a new president.  He has small hands.   Really small hands.  Small hands go with low testosterone.  So how good is "The Donald" in bed ?  Stormy was not impressed, and she should know! Really!

And is he going to be a good leader ?   Is Melania a lucky woman ?  Truthfully he is probably a dud.  Science provides the answers ...

Trumps testosterone level leaked to the media !

The Donald seems to think he is quite the stud.    Of course it helps when you get to date supermodels and run the Miss America pageant.  But - and you heard it here first - the Donald is most likely a dud in bed.   He is not that great in the sack.   ( Shucks, a pun and I didn't even realize it. ) 

Factors which increase T  

- being rich, successful, famous
- being enthusiastic about life
- lots of exercise
- good sleep, low stress
- minimal abdominal obesity
​- being around beautiful women
​- being a slut

Factors which suppress T 

- being old, fat, and grumpy
- poor sleep and crappy diet
- minimal exercise
- abdominal obesity
​- being married
- precarious relationships

So, does Trump really have small hands ?  Who cares ?

That is not actually the issue.  Sure you will hear stories about big noses, big hands, big feet ...        Those are urban legends, and are fun to talk about , but are not nearly as accurate as something known as the 2-4 index.   

Ladies, check out the size of his ......INDEX FINGER ! 
Think of it this way - the more you have down below,  the less you need up top.    
Testosterone gives men large penises, and small pinkies.    
Imagine your lover picking his nose - if he can get his finger half way to his pony tail, he is going to be a dud in bed.    If he can barely get past his nostrils, he is going to be dynamite ! 
And Trumps actual Testosterone level is ....... 441  ( U.S) 15 (Can)
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I had hoped for more for him.   

​441  is waaaaay below norma  -  regardless of what Dr. Oz says about it.  This would suggest that Trumps index finger is adequate to pick his nose.   Which is the saddest thing anyone can say about a lover.   Longer fingers mean shorter ....

A graph of Trumps T level ...

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 I have a terrible confession to make.   This was a graph that I cut and pasted from an IQ graph.   But in a sense that makes it even more appropriate.   This kind of math is the stuff I have spent my life studying.   
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While there is no direct correlation, they are entirely analogous.   If Testosterone was I.Q.,    The Donald would have a Testosterone  IQ. of   85 .  

Somewhat worrying for " the most powerful man in the world".  Especially since Putin seems to have a short index finger !!!
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The longer the index finger the shorter the ......
PictureThe Premier of Russia. I dare The Donald to appear toplless. Plus Putin seems to have very short index fingersis this a bad sign for the free world ?
p.s.   
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For  reasons which are beyond the scope of this web site, I am something of an expert on lying.   And I saw Stormy Daniels on 60 minutes recently.   Either she is telling the truth or the Donald is.  My votes go very much to Stormy.   And the 60 Minutes interviewed experts agreed. She is too open and sincere , and not smart enough to dissemble.   

So a whore has more credibility than the president of the United States ?    The world is a curious place . 

​Dr. Patrick  Nesbitt, Vancouver, Canada ....www.drpat.ca ........ drpat@live.ca