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Vasectomy is a great way of family planning.   I used to do them in the office myself, until I had two patients within a few months, both vasectomized by professional "dink doctors"   ( i.e. urologists ) who ended up using their wife's bra as a scrotal support !

Fortunately I work in the Vancouver area, and there is a Jewish family physician - - Dr. Sheldon Pollack -- who has restricted his practice to two procedures :

1) Infant circumcision
2) Vasectomies

He has done gazillions of both , and is awesome.  I knows him,   and I likes him.   

He also makes so much money that he can afford expensive booze.  He writes a wine column in a medical newsletter !   You can find him at
  http://www.pollockclinics.com 


I highly recommend him.  He is even better than me !  And is a nice guy !  Even if he does have too much money !

There used to be a controversy about whether or not vasectomy increased the risks of prostate cancer !   It does not !!!   Not even a little bit. Not ever !!!  Trust me  !!!

As it turns out, being married to a nurse increases your chances of being diagnosed with prostate cancer.  No sane straight man in his right mind is going to go for a Digital Rectal Exa ( DRE ) . A big old finger up the back passage....)

Unless, of course, he is married to a nurse.   Then he has to shut up and do what he is told.  It turns out that husbands of nurses both :
1) Have more rectal exams
2) Get diagnosed with prostate stuff more than usual, because of #1

3) Live as long as any regular guy not married to a nurse ....

Moral of the story :

1 ) Marrying a nurse means you are more likely to get a finger up the bum !
2) Marrying a nurse means you are more likely to get diagnosed with "Prostate Stuff" .  Because they make their hubbies go for embarrassing medical procedures .....Like fingers up the arse
3) Marry them anyway.   Nurses are good people !!!!
4) Being married to a nurse increases your chances of having a Digital Rectal Exam
5) There is no correlation between vasectomies and prostate cancer at all.  None.  So marry a nurse land be happy.   They are good people !!!  



Even if it means the occasional extra finger up the butt !


​Dr. Patrick  Nesbitt, Vancouver, Canada ....www.drpat.ca ........ drpat@live.ca