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      • Prostate Ca Overdiagnosis
      • Prostate Ca treatment works
      • PSA Testing
      • Prostates 101
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      • Prostate biopsy
      • PSA Staging
      • Balding and PSA
      • Finasteride cuts Prostate Cancer Risk
    • If you are male and fifty ....
      • Balding
      • Premature ejaculation
      • Erectile Dysfunction
      • Erectile Dysfunction Slideshow
      • Ken & Barbie
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  • Obstructive Sleep Apnea
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    • Cardiac risk stratification
    • Coronary Artery Calcium
    • Non Fasting Cholesterol Testing
  • Acupuncture
  • Sex before hockey ?
  • Amazing ASA
  • Strep Throat,Mozart &Darwin
  • Columbus & Syphilis
  • Diabetes / Pissing Evil
    • Treatment of Prediabetes
    • Sugar bad for your seahorse
    • Diabetic Eating
    • Type 2 Diabetes Slideshow
    • Diabetic Neuropathy
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    • Tumeric
    • Evil Grapeffruit
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    • Osteoarthritis 2012
    • Achey Stuff
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    • Patellofemorol Syndrome
    • Rotator Cuff Stuff
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    • Scoping knees
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    • Hypnosis & Healing
    • Hypnosis to Stop Smoking
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    • Flu Shots
    • Wart Virus Vaccine
    • Stopping Smoking
    • Cell-phone brain
    • The "Checkup"
    • Cancer prevents Altzheimer's
    • Avoiding Old Age
  • Sleep
    • Video game sleeps
    • Causes of fatigue slideshow
    • Sleep Disorders Sideshow
    • Sleep Apnea
  • Secrets of Fire and Ice
  • Mind-Body Links
  • Breast Boats
    • Thermography extinguished
  • Secrets of the Placebo Effect
  • Germs Triumphant
  • Why your pancreas is amazing
  • FEVER STUFF
  • Puberty
  • The hearts electrical system
  • Exercise for your mind
  • Old Fart Fitness
  • Guidelines vs. Reality
  • Canada Ranks Last
  • Cannibis
  • Depression & Anxiety
  • Good videos
  • Kidney stones
  • Flu shots
  • Physical Debate
  • Chronic Pain
  • Porn
  • Whiplashes & Car Crashes
  • Medical Marijuana
  • Physician Assisted Death
  • Alcoholism
  • Light for Prostate
  • Homocysteine
  • Therapeutic needling
  • Trigger Point Injections
    • Trigger point injections
  • Chiropractic
  • Quack stuff
  • Atrial Fibrillation
  • Tired all the time
  • Antibiotic apocalypse
  • Malaria
  • Lung testing
  • Expired Drugs
  • Acupuncture
  • Science of depression
  • TMJ
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  • Welcome page
  • Walk In / One time patient form
  • New Patient Form
  • Virtual Visits
  • Bio
    • About...
    • Competence
  • Best bang for your buck
  • Fascinating Folk
    • Farewell to Flatass
  • Old Old Newspaper articles !
    • Nishga news
    • Hijacked
    • Whiplash and Train-Neck
    • ARTICLE STUFF
  • Covid
    • Covid Controversies
  • Medical Bloggy stuff
  • Testosterone
    • How to tell if you have low T
    • Testosterone for Geezers
    • Testosterone for twits
    • Trump Teeny T hands
    • T questions & answers
  • For Men Only
    • Touch me !
    • Deadpool talks balls
    • Dear Penis
    • Napoleon's Penis
    • Vasectomy
    • Sick Dick Pics
    • MAN STUFF
    • MEN & DEPRESSION
      • Depression & Exercise
      • Depression in men is different
      • Depression & Exercise
      • Cognitive Therapy
      • St. Johns Wort for Depression
      • Depression, Exercise, and the Internet
      • Stress
  • Prostate watching increases mets but not death
    • Prostate Puzzles
      • Prostate Ca Overview
      • If I were Tom
      • Prostate Ca Overview
      • Prostate Ca Overdiagnosis
      • Prostate Ca treatment works
      • PSA Testing
      • Prostates 101
      • Prostate Cancer
      • Prostate biopsy
      • PSA Staging
      • Balding and PSA
      • Finasteride cuts Prostate Cancer Risk
    • If you are male and fifty ....
      • Balding
      • Premature ejaculation
      • Erectile Dysfunction
      • Erectile Dysfunction Slideshow
      • Ken & Barbie
      • The "Slut" Gene
  • A Tale of Two Speeches
  • A Tale of Two Goats
  • Benefits of alcohol
  • Obstructive Sleep Apnea
  • Covid
    • Mask Crazyness
    • Covid Phone App
    • Sex and glory holes
    • Covid 19 answers
    • Covid 19 videos
  • To Statin or not to Statin
    • Cardiac risk stratification
    • Coronary Artery Calcium
    • Non Fasting Cholesterol Testing
  • Acupuncture
  • Sex before hockey ?
  • Amazing ASA
  • Strep Throat,Mozart &Darwin
  • Columbus & Syphilis
  • Diabetes / Pissing Evil
    • Treatment of Prediabetes
    • Sugar bad for your seahorse
    • Diabetic Eating
    • Type 2 Diabetes Slideshow
    • Diabetic Neuropathy
  • Love and Armpits
  • Internet Addiction
  • Flu Vaccines
  • Sunburned Vikings
  • Vaccines & Cows
  • Coffee and stupidity
  • How Low is Low Enough ?
  • The SkepDoc
  • Up To Date
  • Poop transplants
  • Cancer Prevention
  • BRAINY STUFF
    • Brain Attacks
    • Autism
    • Tourette's
    • Prevent Alzheimer's
    • Exercise boosts old brains
  • FOODY STUFF
    • Weight loss - truths and myths
    • Fat Facts
    • Food Allergies
    • Vitamins - Men
    • Heart & chocolate
    • Vitamins - Women
    • Chocolate for Heart Failure
    • Brain & chocolate
    • Chocolate
    • Fruity Heart Health
    • Clear fluids diet
    • Healthy Cholesterol Eating
    • Tumeric
    • Evil Grapeffruit
    • Orphan Vitamin
    • Calcium hates men
  • SEXY STUFF
    • Contraception
    • Sexy Infections
    • Infidelity #2
    • Top Ten Men's Health Risks
    • Penis practices
    • Senior Sex ?
    • Sex Drive Killers
    • How Men Love
  • ACHEY STUFF
    • Osteoarthritis 2012
    • Achey Stuff
    • ITB Stretches
    • Patellofemorol Syndrome
    • Rotator Cuff Stuff
    • Shoulder exercises
    • Nocturnal Calf Cramps
    • Organic Steroids
    • Poppy Medicine
    • Scoping knees
  • QUIRKY STUFF
    • Jargon for Dummies
    • e-medicine
    • Cosmetic surgery
    • Medical Privacy
    • Halloween medicine
    • Healthy Honey
  • HYPNOSIS STUFF
    • What is Hypnosis ?
    • Hypnosis for Weight Loss
    • Questions and Answers About Hypnosis
    • Talking to the Almond - Hypnosis
    • Hypnosis and Pain Reduction
    • Hypnosis & Healing
    • Hypnosis to Stop Smoking
  • PREVENTION STUFF
    • Flu Shots
    • Wart Virus Vaccine
    • Stopping Smoking
    • Cell-phone brain
    • The "Checkup"
    • Cancer prevents Altzheimer's
    • Avoiding Old Age
  • Sleep
    • Video game sleeps
    • Causes of fatigue slideshow
    • Sleep Disorders Sideshow
    • Sleep Apnea
  • Secrets of Fire and Ice
  • Mind-Body Links
  • Breast Boats
    • Thermography extinguished
  • Secrets of the Placebo Effect
  • Germs Triumphant
  • Why your pancreas is amazing
  • FEVER STUFF
  • Puberty
  • The hearts electrical system
  • Exercise for your mind
  • Old Fart Fitness
  • Guidelines vs. Reality
  • Canada Ranks Last
  • Cannibis
  • Depression & Anxiety
  • Good videos
  • Kidney stones
  • Flu shots
  • Physical Debate
  • Chronic Pain
  • Porn
  • Whiplashes & Car Crashes
  • Medical Marijuana
  • Physician Assisted Death
  • Alcoholism
  • Light for Prostate
  • Homocysteine
  • Therapeutic needling
  • Trigger Point Injections
    • Trigger point injections
  • Chiropractic
  • Quack stuff
  • Atrial Fibrillation
  • Tired all the time
  • Antibiotic apocalypse
  • Malaria
  • Lung testing
  • Expired Drugs
  • Acupuncture
  • Science of depression
  • TMJ
  • Back Pain
  • Smoking California
  • My favorite sexual complaint
  • Covid 19 - Vaccination vs Natural Immunity
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    • BriansBoardDelay
    • 38 Psych assessments
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  • Welcome page
  • Walk In / One time patient form
  • New Patient Form
  • Virtual Visits
  • Bio
    • About...
    • Competence
  • Best bang for your buck
  • Fascinating Folk
    • Farewell to Flatass
  • Old Old Newspaper articles !
    • Nishga news
    • Hijacked
    • Whiplash and Train-Neck
    • ARTICLE STUFF
  • Covid
    • Covid Controversies
  • Medical Bloggy stuff
  • Testosterone
    • How to tell if you have low T
    • Testosterone for Geezers
    • Testosterone for twits
    • Trump Teeny T hands
    • T questions & answers
  • For Men Only
    • Touch me !
    • Deadpool talks balls
    • Dear Penis
    • Napoleon's Penis
    • Vasectomy
    • Sick Dick Pics
    • MAN STUFF
    • MEN & DEPRESSION
      • Depression & Exercise
      • Depression in men is different
      • Depression & Exercise
      • Cognitive Therapy
      • St. Johns Wort for Depression
      • Depression, Exercise, and the Internet
      • Stress
  • Prostate watching increases mets but not death
    • Prostate Puzzles
      • Prostate Ca Overview
      • If I were Tom
      • Prostate Ca Overview
      • Prostate Ca Overdiagnosis
      • Prostate Ca treatment works
      • PSA Testing
      • Prostates 101
      • Prostate Cancer
      • Prostate biopsy
      • PSA Staging
      • Balding and PSA
      • Finasteride cuts Prostate Cancer Risk
    • If you are male and fifty ....
      • Balding
      • Premature ejaculation
      • Erectile Dysfunction
      • Erectile Dysfunction Slideshow
      • Ken & Barbie
      • The "Slut" Gene
  • A Tale of Two Speeches
  • A Tale of Two Goats
  • Benefits of alcohol
  • Obstructive Sleep Apnea
  • Covid
    • Mask Crazyness
    • Covid Phone App
    • Sex and glory holes
    • Covid 19 answers
    • Covid 19 videos
  • To Statin or not to Statin
    • Cardiac risk stratification
    • Coronary Artery Calcium
    • Non Fasting Cholesterol Testing
  • Acupuncture
  • Sex before hockey ?
  • Amazing ASA
  • Strep Throat,Mozart &Darwin
  • Columbus & Syphilis
  • Diabetes / Pissing Evil
    • Treatment of Prediabetes
    • Sugar bad for your seahorse
    • Diabetic Eating
    • Type 2 Diabetes Slideshow
    • Diabetic Neuropathy
  • Love and Armpits
  • Internet Addiction
  • Flu Vaccines
  • Sunburned Vikings
  • Vaccines & Cows
  • Coffee and stupidity
  • How Low is Low Enough ?
  • The SkepDoc
  • Up To Date
  • Poop transplants
  • Cancer Prevention
  • BRAINY STUFF
    • Brain Attacks
    • Autism
    • Tourette's
    • Prevent Alzheimer's
    • Exercise boosts old brains
  • FOODY STUFF
    • Weight loss - truths and myths
    • Fat Facts
    • Food Allergies
    • Vitamins - Men
    • Heart & chocolate
    • Vitamins - Women
    • Chocolate for Heart Failure
    • Brain & chocolate
    • Chocolate
    • Fruity Heart Health
    • Clear fluids diet
    • Healthy Cholesterol Eating
    • Tumeric
    • Evil Grapeffruit
    • Orphan Vitamin
    • Calcium hates men
  • SEXY STUFF
    • Contraception
    • Sexy Infections
    • Infidelity #2
    • Top Ten Men's Health Risks
    • Penis practices
    • Senior Sex ?
    • Sex Drive Killers
    • How Men Love
  • ACHEY STUFF
    • Osteoarthritis 2012
    • Achey Stuff
    • ITB Stretches
    • Patellofemorol Syndrome
    • Rotator Cuff Stuff
    • Shoulder exercises
    • Nocturnal Calf Cramps
    • Organic Steroids
    • Poppy Medicine
    • Scoping knees
  • QUIRKY STUFF
    • Jargon for Dummies
    • e-medicine
    • Cosmetic surgery
    • Medical Privacy
    • Halloween medicine
    • Healthy Honey
  • HYPNOSIS STUFF
    • What is Hypnosis ?
    • Hypnosis for Weight Loss
    • Questions and Answers About Hypnosis
    • Talking to the Almond - Hypnosis
    • Hypnosis and Pain Reduction
    • Hypnosis & Healing
    • Hypnosis to Stop Smoking
  • PREVENTION STUFF
    • Flu Shots
    • Wart Virus Vaccine
    • Stopping Smoking
    • Cell-phone brain
    • The "Checkup"
    • Cancer prevents Altzheimer's
    • Avoiding Old Age
  • Sleep
    • Video game sleeps
    • Causes of fatigue slideshow
    • Sleep Disorders Sideshow
    • Sleep Apnea
  • Secrets of Fire and Ice
  • Mind-Body Links
  • Breast Boats
    • Thermography extinguished
  • Secrets of the Placebo Effect
  • Germs Triumphant
  • Why your pancreas is amazing
  • FEVER STUFF
  • Puberty
  • The hearts electrical system
  • Exercise for your mind
  • Old Fart Fitness
  • Guidelines vs. Reality
  • Canada Ranks Last
  • Cannibis
  • Depression & Anxiety
  • Good videos
  • Kidney stones
  • Flu shots
  • Physical Debate
  • Chronic Pain
  • Porn
  • Whiplashes & Car Crashes
  • Medical Marijuana
  • Physician Assisted Death
  • Alcoholism
  • Light for Prostate
  • Homocysteine
  • Therapeutic needling
  • Trigger Point Injections
    • Trigger point injections
  • Chiropractic
  • Quack stuff
  • Atrial Fibrillation
  • Tired all the time
  • Antibiotic apocalypse
  • Malaria
  • Lung testing
  • Expired Drugs
  • Acupuncture
  • Science of depression
  • TMJ
  • Back Pain
  • Smoking California
  • My favorite sexual complaint
  • Covid 19 - Vaccination vs Natural Immunity
  • Links
    • BriansBoardDelay
    • 38 Psych assessments
  • Book Info
  • Mailing list